According to Wikipedia, la galette/gâteau des rois is called a ‘French king cake’ in English, but a ‘French King Cake’ isn’t as impressive as a ‘gahlet day wah’; we are therefore going to use the French version, even if no one understands us.
We’re suave like that.
This New Year’s might be an ideal time to dispose of the leftovers of your past relationships—or give them to this Croatian museum:
The Museum of Broken Relationships in Zagreb displays an eclectic assortment of mementos donated by people who have endured a break-up and want to share or get rid of ex-memories. Each relationship is anonymous except for its original location, length of duration and final summary of events, both tragic and hilarious.
One doesn’t know whether to cry or laugh at the end of the exhibition. Shakespeare would probably love it.
A few examples…
Coffee cups are sometimes so hot that you involuntarily drop them, spilling the burning contents over your arms and onto the floor and allowing a stander-by to practice his/her first aid knowledge on your new injury—that is, cold water and a salt compress.
Lesson learned: get a cup cozy.
Happy Boxing Day.
Hoorah!
If you’re disappointed in your quirky version of a Christmas tree this year, don’t be. What is ‘classic’ anyway?
Finding a ‘classic’ Christmas tree is probably impossible; every Christmas tree seems to have a set of oddities that make it ‘cool’ rather than ‘classic.’
Imperfect or cool? It’s your decision:
1. Christmas trees with ambiguous religious backgrounds–
“Christmas tree 2004, proving beyond dispute that I am indeed the world’s worst Jew.”
Tea-scented pillows are pretty easy to make. The instructions are so simple that one could simplify them into five simple sentences (i.e. five subjects and predicates).
Furthermore, the subjects are invisible—which may or may not be simpler depending on your feelings about ‘the implied you’.
This introduction is already more complicated than the tea-scented pillows.
Give it a try…
‘BOB’ is a Dutch acronym for ‘Conscious Non-drunk Driver’ [Bewust Onbeschonken Bestuurder]. It’s a common word on Dutch road signs and also, sometimes, in clever TV commercials (see commercials #1, #2 and #3).
In honor of these commercials, here are three tips for finding & serving non-alcoholic wines at parties, so that ‘Bob’ can look classier than a cup of water.
We are entering the darkest week of the year, a depressing detail for SAD sufferers and a celebratory fact for nocturnal photographers.
For the sake of both, let’s hope for clear skies and low light pollution.
Instead of buying mass-made clothing from chain stores, try ordering your clothes directly from China; it minimizes the middleman and improves individual style.
Good results all around.
To get started, check out this sampling of seven designers, based in China and listed on Etsy:
The Dutch TV program Boer Zoekt Vrouw (‘Farmer Seeks Wife’) began today, which is a exciting piece of news for its 4 million fans—that is, 1/4 of the Netherlands.
