According to elementary school bulletin boards across America, March is St. Patrick’s month. No matter about Mardi Gras, the first day of spring, or Doctor Suess’s birthday; life-according-to-bulletin-boards has declared March as ‘St. Paddy’s Day’ (perhaps because clovers are easier to make than glittery women and multicolored fish).
However—as cool as elementary schools are—some people may have missed or forgotten this message. For that reason, and with carnival gripping society, we would like to remind everyone that March is really about leprechauns, four-leaf clovers, and the color green.