Never underestimate the power of cuff links.
With cuff links, you can…
1. Intimidate fellow scrabble players.
2. Reconnect with your childhood.
3. Show off your kid’s artwork.
4. Feel awesome.
5. Pretend your initials are important.
6. Remember what to say.
7. Never lose your guitar picks.
8. Demonstrate your wealth (or lack thereof).
9. Wear a foreign currency to avoid the wealth question.
10. Creep people out.
11. Imply a fondness for poker and/or Alice in Wonderland.
12. Go steampunk.
13. Come out of the Dungeon.
14. Profess your love in neon colors.
15. Advertise your superior geography skills.
16. Profess your love with brains.